"DONT EVEN TRY AND UNDERSTAND THIS" i dont.it means nothing.

i just woke up
may face feels fat
like a cat
sodding twat
gat
guns are cool
but only for fools
they dont make me drool
id rather eat gruel
from a pool
whilst riding a mule
with brain sewel
next to a ghoul
using power tools
they friggin rule
espescially ones from poole
near leeds
please
take heed
and eat some seeds
but dont be greed...
...y
im feeling needy
for
cheryl tweedy.
pie
in the sky
was shit
but tits
are nice
to suck
you piece of muck
garnier make fruc-
-tis
but dis me
and il kiss thee
all the way
from siclily
specifically
on the wily
you hill billy
 facilli-
-tate
thats great
but what a state
i get in
when i take
amphetamin
you cretin
dont be forgetting
the standard that im setting
im betting
on dog
that looks like a frog
and i bet
thats its sods
law
thats its jaw
goes up
instead of down
it sort of looks
like a reverse frown.
imagine a gown
that a clown
could drown
its sorrows
IN
but not completley
for its CHIN
stays within
the confines
of the air
which it need
for its heir
to be born
a human fawn
scorned
but torn
between
2 pa-rents
how does it
dare rant
about
the sprout
that it was granted
at birth
its first day
on this earth
its girth
is the circumference
of its tummy
"DENSE"
is the word
that you use
for
a thicko
that.......

IVE JUST WRITTEN THAT WITH OUT STOPPING
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
IM DRUNK AND KEPT TRYING TO RYHME STUFF
I FEEL SICK
I JUST NEEDED TO FEEL ID ACHIEVED SOMETHING TODAY.
so thats my input to the world.

happy oscars.
ladies and gentlepigs x